Night Crumbs

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift took her new Dollar Tree Ann Jillian hair to dinner with Cara Delawhatever last night, and as that was happening Kanye West was performing in Nashville where he did the song Famous three times as the audience shouted “Fuck Taylor Swift!” Taylor probably heard about it at dinner and then ordered the most expensive bottle of champagne to pre-celebrate her team of lawyers successfully suing Kanye for a percentage of his tour sales since he’s using her name to bring more attention to it – Lainey Gossip

Dr. Howard Dean isn’t backing down from his “cokehead” theory about Donald Trump. As much as I love him for that, he better watch it before the coke cartels sue him for slandering their product by insinuating that it makes you say the stupid kind of shit that Trump says – Celebitchy

Poor Pepe the FrogDrunken Stepfather

Amber Rose is getting paid $8 million to talk about fucking. Where did I go wrong in life? – Reality Tea 

Sabrina the Teenage Witch has joined Gary Johnson’s presidential campaign. Okay, but who is Salem endorsing?  – The Superficial

Semi-Panty Creamer of the Day: John Stamos and Chad from Scream Queens got oiled-up to do a shower scene together. This would’ve been a full Panty Creamer moment if there was at least some ass in it – Towleroad

But someone who did deliver some ass was that hot math teacher – OMG Blog

Joanna Krupa’s nipple knobs look like butterscotch drops in that tank top – The Nip Slip 

That Spider-Boy costume looks like it came from Party City – Popoholic

Shit, most Americans can’t pronounce Massachusetts – Hollywood Tuna

Today I learned two new things: 1. Jenna Elfman has a new show. 2. That new show is probably not going to last for long – SOW

Mickey Rourke challenged Usain Bolt to a race, and yeah, he probably lost hard, but I bet his glorious wig stayed on the entire time – Pajiba

Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump looks more like a duckface-making Papa JoeJust Jared

Oh, it’s all fun and fashion until your nipples come off with the tape – Egotastic! 

Scott Eastwood and Charlotte McKinney are still humping – Popsugar

Pic: Splash


That Ukrainian Mess Who Screwed With Gigi Hadid Tried To Literally Kiss Kim Kardashian’s Ass

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Last week, Vitalii Sediuk, who doesn’t seem to know what the definition of a “prank” is, got elbowed in the face by Gigi Hadid after he picked her up from behind as she walked to her car. Vitallii really did it to raise awareness for his attention whore ways, but he dribbled out a river of bullshit when he said that he did it to protest against Anna Wintour and the rest of the fashion industry putting the Kartrashians and other Instagram-famous people on the covers of magazines. Vitalli kept “protesting” again today by trying to kiss Kim Kardashian’s ass, but his face ended up kissing the concrete instead.

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Agnes Nixon, The Grand Dame Of Soaps, Has Died

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

And if you’re like me, then the piece of you who faked sick from school to watch One Life to Live died too. says that Agnes Nixon, who gifted the world with the legendary soap operas One Life to Live and All My Children, has gone off to heaven where I’m sure a Greek chorus in white robes are waiting to greet her. Agnes died at her home in Pennsylvania this morning. TMZ says that she died from complications of Parkinson’s and pneumonia. She was 93.

Agnes started out as a writer on daytime soaps like Search For Tomorrow, Guiding Light and Another World. In 1968, Agnes’ first creation and my mom’s favorite soap of all-time One Life to Live was born on ABC and went on for more than 43 years. After One Life to Live took daytime BY STORM, the network gave the greenlight for All My Children, which came out in 1970 and aired for around 41 years. Agnes also helped to create Loving and The City. The Daytime Emmy Awards gave her a Lifetime Achievement Award in 2010.

Agnes’ son also told TMZ that she just finished writing her memoirs My Life to Live last week.

La Lucci, who played one of Agnes’ favorite characters, posted this note on Instagram:

Rest in peace, Agnes. Thank you for original HSOTD Dorian Lord, Erica Kane, Viki Lord Buchanan, Tina Lord #1, etc…

Pic: Getty


Courteney Cox Wants You To Leave Jennifer Aniston Out Of The Brangelina Drama

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Just like how Bloody Mary is supposed to appear in the mirror if you say her name three times or a lawyer shows up to your house if you piss off Taylor Swift,  Jennifer Aniston’s name is likely to get dragged up when someone types the words “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce.” Even though Jennifer Aniston hasn’t really had much to do with Brad Pitt since getting him to sign divorce papers eleven years ago, some people still want to know what she thinks about the news that her cheater ex-husband and the tomb wrecker are splitting up. Jenny hasn’t said anything publicly, but some of her nearest and dearest have. Much like Justin Theroux, Courteney Cox thinks you should be leaving Jennifer Aniston’s name out of it.

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Open Post: Hosted By Prince William And Duchess Kate Eating Peen Clams

September 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Prince William and Duchess Kate, the hardest working Brits in the universe, are still working hard on their week-long tour through British Columbia, and yesterday, they rewarded themselves for all the labor they’ve done by filling their royal mouths with dick… shaped…. clams. Duchess Kate apparently has a rule where she doesn’t eat at public events, because she doesn’t want the photographers getting jacked-up pictures of her looking like she just tasted rotten spooge (see: jacked-up pictures below of DK looking like she just tasted rotten spooge). But Duchess Kate broke that rule at The Taste of British Columbia Festival in Kelowna when she and her man were served delicacies like geoduck. In case you don’t already know, geoduck is more like geoDICK, because it looks like this:


Duchess Kate nibbled on it a bit and probably made reporters choke on the laughs they had to keep down when she said this about it:

“There is a slightly firmer texture to this. It’s really unusual. I’ve never seen it before. It’s so fresh from the sea.”

Duchess Kate and Prince William really need to take a master class in how to royal from Prince Hot Ginge. Because if PHG was at this event, he would’ve given the people what we really want by licking the tip of a geoduck while winking. A real seasoned and professional royal cares about the people and cares enough about them to give them fapping material!

Pics: Splash, Evergreen State College

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