Channing Tatum is currently in Europe for the European premieres of Logan Lucky. I wonder if any of his fancy menswear ensembles are sewn with quick-release tear-away velcro? You just never know when Channing might want to tear off that suit and treat everyone to a show – Lainey Gossip
The Shahs of Sunset hit up the Western Wall during their trip to Israel. I bet one of their prayers was that Bravo never, ever cancels their show – Reality Tea
Joshua Jackson was seen strolling around a farmers market with a “mystery brunette” – Celebitchy
Someone from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. might have flashed a nipple, and I’m sorry to tell you it’s not that hot nerd daddy Clark Gregg – Drunken Stepfather
But someone who definitely flashed a nipple was Christina Milian – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
Bonnie Tyler’s smoky voice of perfection set ears on fire by belting out Total Eclipse of the Heart before the solar eclipse – Towleroad
For those of you with no interest in the solar eclipse, here’s a full moon courtesy of John Stamos – OMG Blog
I hope the designers of this Twilight theme park include a place called Timberland. You know, as a tribute to Kristen Stewart’s wooden acting – Pajiba
Those fishnet pants make Bella Thorne look like something that was caught off the coast of Grimy Mess Island – Popoholic
Emily Ratajkowski gave her bikini a much-needed break and posed in her underwear – Hollywood Tuna
Comedian and civil rights activist Dick Gregory has died – Jezebel
Chrissy Teigen says she’s cooled it with the boozing because she was doing it too much. Actually, that might explain half of her Twitter fights – Just Jared
Bless Katy Perry’s heart for attempting to tease the release of anything during the week Taylor Swift is rumored to be dropping new music – Popsugar
People can’t quite seem to get enough of the British monarchy on TV and in the movies as evidenced by the staggering number of Queens Elizabeth we’ve seen in recent years. Playing The Queen must be catnip to an actress what with the gowns, the Oscar/Emmy bait and the bottomless cups of Twinings on set.
Margot Robbie is the latest actress to make her royal dreams come true and don the crown on the silver screen as The Virgin Queen, Elizabeth I in the upcoming movie Mary Queen of Scots. Starring alongside (or more likely, in the vicinity of) Taylor Swift’s trick of the month Joe Alwyn, Margot gets all dolled up for the role of a lifetime. Only when I say dolled up I really mean dolled up.
Swifties (and president Donald Trump) stared at the sun all afternoon, and all they got were singed retinas! Taylor Swift, the sneakiest foal of all the My Little Ponies, is responsible for many a dry cleaning bill this Monday. All her fans shat themselves over the weekend upon learning she had wiped her social media clean. In real person world, that’s the second step after a new haircut in showing your ex-boo you’re well on your way to a “new you.” In TayTay world, it means you have a new album about to drop, and you’re going to induce the drip, drip, drip of water torture on your fans and have them do some really weird shit for a week so they can find out the name of the lead single.
Ben Affleck may not be playing Batman anymore, but that doesn’t mean he’s not open to performing exciting stunts in front the cameras. And because every good superhero needs a sidekick, he was joined by his current favorite partner in publicity Lindsay Shookus. Maybe it’s the angle, but they’re kind of giving me 10-years-later Brittany Pierce from Glee if she left Santana for a guy who flips Pontiac Sunfires on Kijiji.
Britney’s back, bitches! Much like an elusive Bigfoot, Nessie or Jersey Devil sighting, Britney Spears has once again been caught on film in the wild, SINGING LIVE, which is something that has only been the stuff of legends for many years.
Britney, covering Bonnie Raitt‘s Let’s Give Them Something To Talk About in a creamy layer of irony, looks pretty good! Decked out in full Spirit Halloween store version of “Cher on an aircraft carrier” regalia, Brit Brit struts her stuff and prepares for glory. Ok, it starts off a little shaky (does she cross herself? I have watched this clip so many times now that it all just feels like a fever dream at this point), she takes a deep breath and plunges into the song with gusto.
I’m a singer; I know that that first note often sets the tone for the entire song. In Brit’s case, that tone is called “dogged determination.” So it’s a little rough and growly. Brit looks amazing and she is gonna sing this fucking song all the way through if it kills her! And it does get better. Brit finds her vocal sweet spot on the chorus and the audience is clearly loving everything she is doing. Britney is so cute, y’all! I’m happy for her and for these lucky fans who will have a wonderful if unlikely story to tell their great-grandchildren around the campfire someday.
Kylie Jenner better enjoy that stank show of hers while she can, because Pimp Mama Kris Jenner has the next Kardashian duo ready to take the mainstage: her melons! Fidget spinners are out, and Memaw mammaries are in! Just as Madonna and her birthday bazookas on center stage while she flubbed the words to her own song.