Archives: June 2017

Night Crumbs

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’re a struggling singer who has been trying to make it for a while, don’t give up! Because recently a little-known singer named Annie Lennox, or something, got a FB note from a news coordinator at a Los Angeles radio station and he thinks she has a potential and wants her to send him an MP3 of her stuff. Sweet dreams really are made of this – HuffPo

Prince Hot Ginge is spending his weekend being a homebody with Meghan Markle. I wish he’d spend his weekend getting on this homobody instead – Lainey Gossip

Sean Bean’s new wife is giving me Lisa Whelchel with a heavy dash of Ginger SpiceCelebitchy

Anna Faris is in a bikini and is still shooting the Overboard reboot we don’t need or want – Drunken Stepfather

David Foster is way too old for boy toy-eating Pimp Mama Kris, but I’m still going to choose to believe they were on a date, because my ears can’t take the thought of them working on a music project together – Reality Tea 

The wenches-for-sale part of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at all Disney parks is getting replaced with a lady pirate. Now if they’d only get rid of that shitty Johnny Depp animatronic too – OMG Blog

Brooke Shields is back in her Calvins – SOW

In case you missed it, RuPaul talked about her meaty tuck to Alan CarrTowleroad

Those flowers either got some really long nipples or they’ve got really small peens for nipples – Hollywood Tuna

That’s a lot of dress on ZendayaPopoholic

Here’s A-Rod’s attempt at trying to come off as likable – Just Jared 

This video of The Beguiled cast lip-synching to a song from Hamilton needs more Colin Farrell singing, “Work!” – Popsugar

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The Names Of The Twin Messiahs Are Out

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

If you had the names Quatro and Rouf (Four backwards) in your office’s Beyonce baby name pool, your Fourth of July weekend just started off real shitty, because you got it wrong. Nearly two weeks after the twin Jesuses were born, TMZ, E! and People all believe that Beyonce and Jay-Z may have named their babies Rumi and Sir Carter. If you’re in the Bel-Air area and heard the loudest boom, that was just from Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian’s egos exploding while thinking that Beyonce and Jay-Z copied the name Saint by naming one of their kids Sir. And Rumi is probably happy that they didn’t get the name Ma’m Carter.

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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Spears Shocking Humanity By Actually Singing Live 

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

First the likes of Adele and Celine Dion learn that Katie Price is back in the live singing game, and now they’re learning that Britney Spears is singing live during her shows. This is probably the real reason why Adele might retire from touring. How can she ever compete with the live vocal stylings of the Cheetos chanteuse?

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Venus Williams Got Sued For The Fatal Car Crash Police Say She Caused 

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Yesterday, we all learned that on June 9, Venus Williams was involved in a car crash near her home in Palm Beach Gardens, FL and that the police declared that she was at fault for it. 78-year-old Jerome Barson got hurt badly in the crash and he later died from his injuries in the hospital. We all knew that a lawsuit was coming, and a lawsuit has arrived on Venus’ lap.

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Mika Brzezinski And Joe Scarborough Said That Trump Used The National Enquirer As A Weapon Against Them

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Morning Joe co-hosts, Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, were supposed to have today off for the long Fourth of July weekend, but they put their vacation off after the Overlord of the United States did what many respectable presidents have done before him: he dragged the looks of a news anchor on Twitter. I mean, we all learned in U.S. history class about the moment when George Washington took to the town square (the Twitter of its time) to talk about how the town crier got a shit face-lift. In an op-ed piece for the Washington Post and on Morning JoeMika and Joe responded to Trump saying that they’re both crazy and that he saw her at his New Year’s party and “she was she was bleeding badly from a face-lift.”

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Biggie’s Mom Is Not Here For Kendall And Kylie Jenner’s Apology

June 30, 2017 / Posted by:

You would think that after earlier this year when Kendall Jenner discovered a sugary sweet beverage will NOT end racism and police brutality, she would sit her little bony ass down somewhere and take the rest of 2017 off. Unfortunately, since bad decisions are inherent in her DNA (thanks, Pimp Mama Kris), she decided to team up with her sister (aka Lil’ Hot Mess) Kylie Jenner to release a line of gaudy, expensive t-shirts that look like something from a Photoshop class for drunken first graders.

One such image featuring The Notorious B.I.G is bound to have both of these tricks taking a break from Instagram as they throw on the fake tears and “We Didn’t Know!”s for a judge in court. Because as of yesterday, Biggie’s estate is ready to kick in the door waving some legal forms to sue both of these broads.

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