20th Century Fox is thinking about doing a Time’s Up-ified reboot of 9 to 5 where a new generation of women deal with sexist shit in the workplace and go to the original trio of golden perfection (Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda) for help. Rashida Jones may write the script. Those messes in Hollywood can’t even make an original #MeToo movie and have to ruin a flawless cinematic diamond. Oh, Hollywood, pour yourself another cup of Fuck Off and stay away from 9 to 5! With that being said, I’ll be there opening night – Just Jared
Get into The Alien Lizard King doing the mating dance of his home planet – Lainey Gossip
An 8-month pregnant Khlozilla is currently wreaking havoc on Tokyo, and while people are shaking their heads at her for traveling, I’m busy praying for the people of Japan for having to deal with her – Celebitchy
You can un-hide your children for now, because Abby Lee Miller’s prison release has been pushed back – Reality Tea
I see that Gus Kenworthy discovered something called “YouTube comments” – Towleroad
Mary J. Blige is going to the Oscars on Sunday with not one, but two nominations. She’s nominated for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Mudbound, as well as Best Original Song for “Mighty River” (also for Mudbound). Sadly, being known as Two-time Academy Award-nominee Mary J. Blige is not an honor that has put much money in her pockets. According to divorce documents filed by Mary J. Blige and obtained by The Blast, her work on Moudbound ended up costing her money.
I guess the only kind of Spice Girls performance Meghan Markle will be getting at her wedding to Prince Harry is if one of Fergie’s daughters is looking to pocket some cash as a DJ and decides to do a remix of “Wannabe.” Despite Mel B kind of implying on The Real that the five spices would be doing a number at the upcoming royal wedding, it sounds like that was a load of British BS. Continue reading
While Taylor Swift is apparently going up and out of her way to keep her romance with Joe Alwyn undetected, she still felt the need to get her press handler to blab about what a good job she’s doing at making us forget they’re dating. A source told E! News about the spy moves that Taylor pulls to spend private time with Joe. Continue reading
When Duchess Kate showed up to the BAFTAs last week, she made it very confusing for everyone wondering where she stood on the issue of the #MeToo and Time’s Up movements. The unofficial dress code was black, like the Golden Globes, but Duchess Kate wore green with a couple hints of black. She didn’t forget or anything, it was just against royal protocol to join in on a political campaign or movement. Meghan Markle isn’t technically a royal until she books it down the aisle of St. George’s this May, so she got in some civilian freedom by speaking about #MeToo and Time’s Up.
Up until 4 minutes ago when I was looking for a cute animal video to counter the grossness here today (see: Ryan Seacrest’s existence and Kevin Smith’s dick, which strangely enough probably looks like Ryan Seacrest), I had no idea what a quokka was. A quokka may sound like the name for taking a caca during an earthquake, but it’s much cuter than a shaky shit. The quokka has been called the “world’s happiest animal,” which is a lie to me. Obviously the happiest animal in the world is the dog who gets to make out with Tom Hardy.