Archives: May 2018

Night Crumbs

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Top Gun 2 has started filming, and we know nothing about it. We don’t know the plot, and besides Tom Cruise, we don’t know who else is starring in it. The only thing that’s for sure is that some gay porn company is fast-tracking Bottom Buns 2: Feel The Peen. Now that is an action movie worth paying for – Lainey Gossip 

Kenya Moore may not have to re-negotiate her contract with her hired husband, because Bravo may tell her to twirl the fuck out of Real Housewives of Atlanta Reality Tea 

In case you were wondering if Shawn Mendes approves of Teddy Geiger’s transition, he does – Towleroad

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Angelina Jolie Is Sticking To Fairy Tale Movies

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

While Angelina Jolie may be all about that art house director life, I think she must have realized ain’t nobody want to see that gore…and she has 900 mouths to feed! Since Angie starred in Maleficent and learned just how many zeroes a Disney check can add to a bank account, it appears she’s ready for more, more, more! Coming soon: Angie as Peter Pan! Angie as Captain Hook! Angie as Minnie Mouse!

After she wraps up Maleficent 2, she’s potentially joining forces with David Oyelowo to do a movie that’s supposed to be a prequel to Alice In Wonderland. Continue reading

Bella Hadid Swears She Hasn’t Used Lip Fillers 

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Because many Instagram models regularly use enough lip fillers to make their mouths look like two water snakes, it’s easy to wonder whose mouth has been needle-enhanced. Bella Hadid, for example, has the type of mouth that might make one wonder how many CCs of dermal fillers have been pumped in her lips. You can keep wondering if you’d like, but according to Bella Hadid, you’re wasting your time because she has none.

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The White House Wants TBS To Drop Samantha Bee After She Called Ivanka Trump A “Feckless C*nt” 

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Roseanne Barr should get on EdibleArrangements.com to send Samantha Bee a thank you arrangement for temporarily taking the heat off of her and giving her conservative followers a reason to RAGE at the left. To me, calling a black woman an “ape” and spitting the cunt word at a woman are far from being the same thing. But after Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt” on her TBS show last night, some are comparing the two. Many conservatives, like conservative turned semi-liberal-for-pay Megyn Kelly, are disgusted with Samantha Bee, and the White House is calling for TBS to dump her ass. If having a filthy can’t-get-clean-mouth and using the cunt word gets you fired, then myself and over half of Dlisted’s commenters would all be seeing each other next Tuesday… at the back of the unemployment line.

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Open Post: Hosted By The “Fanny Pack” Slide By Nike

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Move over Crocs, there’s a new shoe in town that’s gonna make Michael K wanna hurl! Nike just announced that it’s now offering a “fanny pack” edition of their absurdly popular Benassi JDI slides. Because, fuck pockets! Also fuck fashion, fuck your eyes, fuck the world, fuck your feet! Oh, I forgot to mention fuck functionality because those stingy little pockets may hold a couple of rolled up bills, but they ain’t holding shit else.

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Amal Clooney Is Helping Duchess Meghan Markle Get Used To London Life

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

When Amal Clooney showed up to the royal wedding last week, I was awed over her having the balls to wear a matador hat she stole from Madonna’s “Take A Bow” video for a royal function, and also scratching my head as to why she and husband George Clooney got to go. It was rumored George got invited because of Casamigos. Alas, it appears Amal and Duchess Meghan are total BFFs, and she’s helping Meghan get acclimated to London. I hope that means teaching her about all the good fried chip shops around Kensington Palace and which days at G-A-Y Bar are best for drag queen gawking. Continue reading

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