Kim Zolciak from The Really Not Housewives of Atlanta fell off the damn tightrope and somehow found herself at NBC’s Golden Globes after-party. Some bitch should have alerted Peta that Kim was going to be there, because she’s just asking to get flour bombed for that tortured creature on her head. Bitch’s head is like a pet cemetery. There’s at least one dead dog in there and possibly a K-A-T or a couple of hamsters. It’s a mystery.
Now on to her face. My 6-year-old cousin could have done a better make-up job using her old ass Crayons and chalk. I think Kim had her make-up done while she was walking the tightrope. And not only is Kim wearing a dead animal party on her head, but she plucked a beaver’s asshole hairs and glued that shit onto her eyes.
I shouldn’t hate. I’m sure NBC personally invited Kim to serenade the guests with her gorgeous angelic voice. Actually, they probably asked her to sing in the bathroom to help out those who might be constipated. Just listening to a few seconds of Kim’s singing will give you the runs.
Also at the after-party was Colin Farrell, a strangely covered-up Bai Ling and a raggedy ass Kevin Bacon with his wife.