Put A Diaper On It

April 2, 2009 / Posted by:

For those of you that are taking Alli, I suggest that the next time your asshole starts leaking greasy diarrhea, you bottle that shit STAT! Valentino will buy it from you by the gallon, because it looks like he loves to slather his face in poopy oil. That’s his look. You might see a colonic gone wrong, but Valentino sees booty and poofection.

Here’s Valentino looking like something Brit Brit might fart out at the premiere of his documentary in Los Angeles last night with Fishsticks and Anne Hathaway.

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