Category: Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 17 – The Girls Are Fighting 

October 12, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s a very special day today (and no, I’m not talking about Princess Eugenie’s wedding, but congrats, girl). It’s Allison birthday, and we should devote the entire episode to her, but we’ve got business to get into like Lana Del Rey vs. Azealia Banks, Kanye West visiting the Orange House, and the emotional support squirrel who was kicked off of a Frontiers flight. We also quickly say words about Chassie (Channing Tatum and Jessie) and Melania Trump getting on the cross to declare herself one of the most bullied people in the world. Our episode ends with Allison and I taking a page from Lena Dunham by listing our most favorite and least favorite of Taylor Swift’s boyfriends. And yes, I’m still judging Birthday Girl Allison for her most favorite.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 16 – The Day Taylor Swift Invented Voting

October 10, 2018 / Posted by:

After skipping an episode because I nearly died (I just had food poisoning), Allison and I are back to talk about Taylor Swift pulling a Taylor Swift by endorsing Democrats right before the mid-terms after taking Red State money, Keira Knightley getting blacklisted from Buckingham Palace FOREVER, and the feel-good plot twist of the My Son viral story. We also cry over the end of everlasting love (the break up of Ben Affleck and that 22-year-old Playboy model) and brain-burp out question marks over Sean Penn possibly being at a gender reveal party. We finish up the episode by giving our thoughts on A Star Is Born. And yes, I’m waiting for the porn parody called A Dirt Star Gets Boned, which would definitely be a better movie.

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. If you’ve got any story ideas or want advice from two wrecks who shouldn’t be giving advice, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 15 – A Double Dose Of Potent Foolery (AKA Kanye West And Lindsay Lohan) 

October 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Just when I was beginning to think that Allison and I would have nothing from the weekend to talk shit about, a giant double train wreck happened. Kanye West went off the rails again, and the ginger Babadook that is Lindsay Lohan really went off the rails when she tried to snatch a child in Moscow. Once we get ourselves out of that double cloud of messiness, we also talk about Netflix copying Choose Your Own Adventure, Gwyneth Paltrow’s wedding, and the tears of an influencer. We end with slobbering over 90s cereals we want back in our mouths.

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. And if you’ve got any tips, story ideas, or want not-that-deep advice about a dilemma that is not-that-deep, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 14 – SoundCloud Rappers Can’t Handle Their Flamin’ Hot Cheetos 

September 28, 2018 / Posted by:

We once again become a gourmet food podcast by discussing Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, peanut butter and mayo sandwiches, and saltines with butter in one episode. Ina Garten wishes!

Allison and I cover both Lil Xan’s stomach getting ripped apart by the food of Britney Spears, and the sound of heaves filling the internet over peanut butter and mayo sandwiches. But it’s not all fine cuisine talk from us, we also get into the threat of Katie Holmes losing custody of Suri Cruise if she talks to Leah Remini, the hipster union of Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs, Cher’s feud with Madonna, and L.A. party goats. We end by burping up advice about a roommate who drops toxic turds and how to burn your arch rival at a party.

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. And if you’ve got any tips, story ideas, or want not-that-deep advice about a dilemma that is not-that-deep, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 13 – Theroux-ing Up A Load Of Pretentiousness

September 25, 2018 / Posted by:

If your ears had eyes (ear eyeballs?) they may roll to and fro over Justin Theroux trying to be the most ironic-est hipster whoever ironic-ed. Allison and I pick apart Justin Theroux’s New York Times interview from his lying about never wearing shorts to him comparing Chinatown to a Britney Spears song. From there, we get into Weight Watchers becoming WW and the beautiful lesbian moment that happened on an episode of the Vietnamese The Bachelor. We also declare Aaron Carter the premiere lothario of Instagram and shed French-Canadian tears over THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD taking her final bow as the Residency Queen of Las Vegas. But seriously, she’ll be back, but that’s not me calling Celine Dion a liar, because that’s a sin!!!!!!!!!!! (But she’ll totally be back.)

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. And if you’ve got any ideas, tips, story ideas, or want our advice on something, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 12 – Chevy Desmond

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

We recorded this on National Pepperoni Pizza Day, so it’s actually amazing that we didn’t take the day off to worship the pepperoni pizza. But after Allison and I pay tribute to the pepperoni pizza, we talk about Chevy Chase solidifying himself as Old Man Yells At Cloud, Alicia Silverstone considering having a baby with her ex-husband, and Kristen Bell vaping weed around her sober husband. Then we quickly shoot the shit about Suge Knight going to prison and Noah Cyrus’ $12,000 bottle of tears. We finish with a game of F/M/K, and that’s when I make a great case for a mental health professional to have me committed…FOREVER.

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, and Google Play. And if you’ve got any ideas, tips, story ideas, or want our advice on something, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com!

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