Category: Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 42 – Another Day, Another Plot Twist In The Jussie Smollett Saga

March 27, 2019 / Posted by:

The 16 charges against Jussie Smollett have all been dropped, and while Allison and I talk about that, we of course get into the plight of the sewers and the environment thanks to baby wipes. Blame Terrence Howard, as usual. We also talk about Elisabeth Hasselbeck praying to god over Rosie O’Donnell having a crush on her, Barbra Streisand’s not-so-hot take on Leaving Neverland, and chickenpox parties.

Also on the plate: Scary Spice getting on Ginger Spice, Julianne Moore wanting to wear a fat suit, Pauly D’s etched abs, and Keanu Reeves’ entertaining the people on a bus. We end with Dlisted Court where we decide if sampling food at a grocery store is wrong or right. I hope they don’t get podcasts in heaven, because my abuelita, who was a sampling food master, doesn’t need to hear this.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 41 – Oh, Just A Story Nobody’s Heard About

March 20, 2019 / Posted by:

At the top of this episode, Allison and I deliver some truly BREAKING NEWS by getting into the saga of the college admissions scandal, because it’s not like we’re a week late on that. But we mostly talk about the scandal’s breakout star Olivia Jade. Then we take a sharp left onto Anti-Vaxx Blvd. by talking about Kat Von D denying she’s an anti-vaxxer and anti-semitic. We also get into the life-saving elixir that is Taco Bell hot sauce, Tan France’s pronunciation of “squirrel,” Bella Thorne washing her hair with beer, MySpace losing all the music, and the magic of blue protective film.

We end with the “Which Sesame Street character would you want to be stuck on a deserted island with?” mess, and yes, it brings out Sesame Street sex jokes.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 40 – Bloody Maaaaaaaary

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Allison and I touched on Bloody Mary a bit in the last episode, and in this one, we get it into it more at the top. We throw down a CliffsNotes history of Bloody Mary, and I explain why I think we threw water on the mirror while trying to summon her (and no, not because the water company were in on it and wanted our bills to be higher). We move on from Bloody Mary to Classy JLo’s demure engagement ring, Jose Canseco’s obsession with A-Rod, Goopy Paltrow being Goopy Paltrow, and Aaron Carter’s defense of Michael Jackson.

We also get into Ariana Grande pissing off vegans, Heidi Montag letting us know she’s got a PhD in diversity, Duchess Meghan saying she doesn’t read Twitter, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd sharing another gross tidbit about their love, and the pineapple pulling phenomenon. We end by answering listener questions about an ASMR-addicted co-worker and how to explain porny pics to your kid. Basically, we answer questions we have no business answering.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 39 – Trapped In A Bad Acting Class

March 7, 2019 / Posted by:

On this supersized episode (48 minutes is a lot for us, okay?), we start with paying tribute to Katherine Helmond, Keith Flint, and Luke Perry. The entire episode should really have been about them, but instead of doing that we laugh at Forbes calling Kylie Jenner a “self-made billionaire,” heave over R. Kelly’s overacting theatrics during his interview with Gayle King, and roll our eyes at the shameless rent-free antics of Emily Ratajkowski’s millionaire husband. We also get into Taylor Swift’s “30 Things I Learned Before 30″ list, and Allison learns how us water wasters in California summoned Bloody Mary.

We end with RiRi taking on the hoe business, Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson touching tongues at a hockey game, and newfound bi icon Mister Rogers.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 38 – Farewell To CooGa

February 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Because of the Snow Miser, our Oscar recap episode is a day late. But also thanks to Snow Miser, Allison and I get to explore the riveting topic of tire chains and chain monkeys. It’s about as butch as we’re ever going to get. Then we spend a half an hour talking and bitching about the Oscars including bidding farewell to the awards season showmance of Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga, the perfection of Olivia Colman’s speech, Rami Malek falling, Green Book winning, and our best and worst dressed. Yes, two slobs like us are definitely ones to talk about fashion.

We also quickly get into the further legal messiness of Gwyneth Paltrow’s fancy ski accident, the Gaines buying a castle in Waco, Jenna Bush Hager replacing Kathie Lee Gifford on Today, R. Kelly hitting up McDonald’s after getting out of jail, and whether or not it’s truly the end of love (aka Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes possibly breaking up).

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 37 – Whorion

February 20, 2019 / Posted by:

If you happen to be an astrophysics or mathematics major, then this is the episode for you. Because you’ll definitely get credit for listening to Professor Allison and I get deep into math and astrology (including the correct pronunciation of “Orion“). We weave difficult math problems and astrology facts into stories about Jussie Smollett, Miranda Lambert’s new marriage, and Khloe Kardashian’s man cheating on her with her sister’s best friend. We also quickly dip into Beck’s Scientology divorce, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s engagement, nut milk, the Golden Girls cruise, and Choupette Lagerfeld’s possible inheritance. And yes, I said “nut milk.

We end by predicting the Oscar winners, which one of us is going to get 100% right (we’re both probably going to get 100% wrong)!

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