Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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March 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Matt Bradley, the MSNBC war correspondent who got caught getting camera beauty ready while reporting from Syria.

I know that saliva’s main purpose is to be used as ass sex and fapping lube when your bottle of Wet runs dry. And I know that it’s second main purpose is to be used to be spit at a trick when they fuck with you and you don’t want to dirty your hands with their nastiness by slapping them. But it also has another use, and no, I’m talking about “aiding in eating, swallowing, and digestion” (that’s not its main purpose!!!). I’m talking about using it to slick back your hair when gel ain’t around. That’s exactly what reporter Matt Bradley did while reporting from Syria, and he got caught on camera doing it.

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March 22, 2019 / Posted by:

The Falcon Jizz Hat!

This story about a jaunty hat that is decorated with falcon cum is a little on the old side, but it was Confucius who said: It is never too late to make a falcon jizz hat Hot Slut of the Day. Or maybe that was Cumfucius who said that. I don’t know, but here we are.

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March 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Willow Beckinsale!

Willow is one of Kate Beckinsale’s pussies, and you may think that picture was taken when she saw Samantha Ronson’s zombie boy twin Pete Davidson walking out of Kate’s bedroom while completely naked. But Kate says that picture was taken when Willow met former HSOTD and noted pussy whisperer Jackson Galaxy. Kate brought in “Cat Daddy” Jackson after she learned that like all pets, Willow is fucking weird (or maybe us humans are the fucking weird ones, and pets are totally normal. Yeah, that makes more sense). Kate said on The Late Late Show with James Corden the other night that she was once having a dream about her mom not being able to go caca, and she woke up to find that Willow had left a murder victim outline of shit around her body as she slept. So Kate wanted to know if Willow was either putting the cat in SCAT QUEEN or if Willow was some kind of fluffy white witch who was performing a poop spell on her. It turns out that Willow just really loves Kate. So in other words, Willow is a Scat Cat Queen.

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March 20, 2019 / Posted by:

The rebellious naked mannequin party in Santa Rosa, CA!

Almost a decade ago, the demonic butcherers of Hollywood let out a Satanic cackle as they threatened to destroy the memory of masterpiece classic Mannequin by remaking it. Their plan to destroy pieces of childhoods by destroying the memory of Mannequin has been sitting on a back shelf, collecting layers of dust, since 2010. It can continue to collect even more layers of dust, because the only remake or reboot we need is going down in Santa Rosa, CA and it’s LIVE!

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March 19, 2019 / Posted by:

The A/C thieving koala!

A winemaker named Tim Whitrow said on Facebook that on Monday afternoon, he made a stop at the┬áthe New Alluca Wine Vineyard in the South of Australia to check on his grapes. It’s autumn in Australia, but parts have been hit with a heatwave, so it’s hotter than a theater queen’s bussy when Hugh Jackman thrusts while yodeling out a show tune. Tim had his dog with him, so he did the non-rich person version of Tesla’s dog mode by leaving the AC on with the door open so his pooch could come and go as she pleased. Never mind that my mom (who threatened to have us arrested if we so much as thought about rolling down the window with the AC on) would pass out from the wasteful thought of AC air blowing outside, Tim came back to his car to find an adorable furry trespasser in it.

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