Category: Hot Slut of the Day

Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 18, 2019 / Posted by:

The classic Garfield glass mugs from McDonald’s! 

If you’ve done your will, then I’m sure you nearly flattened your brain and split every nerve while going on a roller coaster of emotions as you tried to figure out who to pass down your treasured set of Garfield glass mugs to. Hopefully you made the right decision and stated in your will that you want to donate them to the Louvre or the MET. Because those Garfield glass mugs are too precious and priceless for your relative’s dirty ass lips to touch ’em while drinking La Croix or something just as unworthy out of ’em.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

This lEGGend who beat fame whore evil and now holds the title of the most liked post on Instagram!

Early last year, Pimp Mama Kris’ malevolent whore reign on Instagram began when her current highest-ranking koven member Kylie Jenner took the title of having the most liked post on Instagram thanks to the picture she posted of her baby’s hand clutching onto her thumb like, “SANTO DIOS! Please tell me I’m not related to you.” The picture was posted in early February 2018, and eventually got over 18 million likes, making it the most liked post on Instagram. But wait, enter: a challenger who unlike Kylie, actually has talent and is useful to humanity!

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January 13, 2019 / Posted by:

You know, I was going to make Steven Pesantez, the gold-hearted pigeon helper, in this clip today’s HSOTD, but then I realized that the real star and inspiration is the pigeon who made a human its bitch! NYC pigeons have a reputation for being SUCIO flying trash rats who would gladly eat a rotten piece of hamburger meat out of a dead hyena’s asshole (hey, many of God’s creatures need protein). But this pigeon proves that #NotAllNYCPigeons are uncouth trash eaters. Some are elegant and refined creatures, and you better treat them like the dignitaries they are!

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