Category: Hot Slut of the Day

Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 15, 2018 / Posted by:

I hear you bitches screaming, “Michael, why the hell are you posting a picture of the police trying to lure you into the paddywagon with Doritos after you broke the restraining order Prince Hot Ginge took out against you by posting about him again, again, and again?!” Please, I wish I had it like that.

Continue reading

SHARE

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

October 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Neil Patrick Harris And David Burtka, who?! Elton John and David Furnish, what?! Jesse Tyler Ferguson and that one with the gloriously luscious brows, que?!  The true IT gay couple of the celebrity world is living far, far away from Hollywood in a giant freezer at Sea Life Sydney Aquarium.

Continue reading

SHARE

Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Putol’s life started out in a bad way. She was born without hind legs, and a demon shit-hearted human coldly brushed her off as useless and not being long for this world. But when a bitch is wrong, a bitch is wrong. A gold-hearted human named Danilo Codilego Jr. of Quezon City in the Philippines came along and saved Putol. Danilo told Caters News that he took in Putol because nobody else wanted her. If that ain’t the start of a Pixar movie, then I must be confused as to what a Pixar movie really is.

When naming Putol, Danilo decided to get blunt and go with something that’s straight to the point. Putol means “cut” or “chopped” in Tagalog. Personally, I would’ve named her Almost Helena, but I’m more subtle like that. It’s been six years since Danilo took in Putol, and the block of frozen shit who cast her aside can eat an embalmed dick, because she’s thriving. Putol has learned to get around completely on her front legs and gives everyone a priceless Cirque du Soleil show wherever she goes. Putol can get around and balance her body so she can eat and drink water. So the next time your lazy bones are laid out on the couch and you’re thirsty but willing to risk dehydration because you really don’t want to use energy to get up, remember that there’s a two-legged dog in the Philippines who learned how to do a long ass handstand so she can drink water.

Someone really needs to introduce Putol to the engineers who hooked Karamel The Two-Wheeled Squirrel up. Although, the people of Quezon City may not be happy about that, because she’s already running all over their asses with just two legs.

Pic: YouTube

SHARE

Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Solar Shades!

Every time the likes of Bella Hadid or Kendall Jenner or even Rihanna (WHY, RIRI, WHY?!) are papped in those demonic tiny devil sunglasses from the 90s, an angel goes blind. It’s time for that unholy trend to die a quick, painful death, and for it to be replaced by sunglasses that are truly classic and elegant at the same time. I’m talking about SOLAR SHADES!

To promote Back To The Future Part II in 1989, Pizza Hut sold “futuristic sunglasses” called Solar Shades. In 1989, it cost only $1.99 to display the epitome of futuristic glamour on your eyes. Those were the days. Solar Shades came in four designs, and they weren’t only gorgeously opulent decoration for your eyes. They also blocked the loads of grease flying at your face while eating pizza from Pizza Hut.

I looked for Solar Shades on eBay and couldn’t find any. So my guess is that Vogue bought every single pair available and is storing it in their archives closet because they know that the “Hollywood from Mannequin” look is timeless and should be protected. Yeah right, like Anna Wintour has that kind of impeccable fashion sense.

Pic: YouTube

SHARE

Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 11, 2018 / Posted by:

409 Beadnose, the Fat Bear Queen of Alaska!

Every year, Katmai National Park and Preserve in King Salmon, AK hosts an event called Fat Bear Week, which fills my head with images of big, beautiful topless hairy man pieces in denim nut huggers and Timbs, dancing to an Ariana Grande remix. I no other words, John Travolta just noted Alaska’s Fat Bear Week as a possible place where pieces go to chase bears like him. But sorry, John, Fat Bear Week is about actual bears.

Continue reading

SHARE

Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 10, 2018 / Posted by:

The dog in the Republic of Georgia who crashed a soccer game for belly rubs!

Dogs are furry, adorable attention whores. We know this. They see a field full of humans throwing or kicking a ball around and wonder why those strange humans are throwing around a dog toy when there’s not a dog around? So they fix that problem by running onto the field. This happened before and it happened again during a soccer game in the Georgian city of Gori on Sunday.

The Associated Press says that FC Dila and Torpedo Kutaisi were playing in a match when a furry intruder (breed: The LookAtMe! “Isn’t that every breed of dog?” – cats) committed an illegal act by trespassing onto the field. The dog interrupted the job the players were trying to do and lured one in for a belly rub. The player fell for it and the dog got some love from other players before being escorted off the field.

AP believes the dog was a stray. One of the 50,000 stray dogs in Georgia. Reading that made me wish that 50,000 dogs stormed that bitch and it created a giant field of PUPPEH!

What I learned from that video is that if I want to trespass on a field without being arrested and get a belly rub from a hot soccer player, all I have to do is be a dog. Excuse me while I work on my bark. I’ve already got the ass sniffing part down.

Pic: YouTube

SHARE

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >